lick the fabric

charlottan:

lonestatus:

charlottan:

wikipedia school bully who demands three dollars of your lunch money but if you dont want to thats ok

doesnt seem like they have anything. was there anythign else you want me to look up

penetration?

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1892:

is that a cd in your pocket or is your penis just hard and circle. with hole

(via midiport)

the-punforgiven:

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like “By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!” And then just getting into his car and driving off

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straybeetle:

sassyscene:

IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A OUPPY 🐕 AND A KITTYS 🐈 TO BE FRIENDS?

(via trainwreckgenerator)

butchlesbianz:

I think this might be a masterpiece

(via catgirlanarchist)

damazcuz:

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

(via gaysbashback)

the-real-numbers-deactivated202:

my job on the leftist commune will be scratching all the nonstick pans with a fork

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peysk:

OP must have been eating seasonal fruits when they wrote this!

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wiremothers-deactivated20230129:

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